Chocolate

Monday 21st April

Whoa hey! Trip up to Post office proved very successful. Oh, mmm, ahhh!!
A whole bar of Cadbury wholenut still intact though slightly soft.

But, a major dilemma. No indeed, two dilemmas.

Firstly, there is a notice on the bar that says it is for sharing - What? My first real chocolate in over three months and I have to share it!

With whom? Oh dear. So, if I scoff it all to myself, I will end up with a massive feeling of guilt. And, it’s Easter this weekend. I should give chocolate for Easter. But who to give it to? Can I get away with just giving a small section of it? That would look terribly mean.

Then again, it is a bit soft. I’m not sure it would last until Easter. So I will have to share it now or not at all.

Solution: just remembered, everyone is still fasting! No dairy products! I couldn’t possibly hand over a squidgy bar of chocolate as a gift. Nothing for it but to gobble it up....

No wait! There is another message. Something about my ever thickening waist – Oh no! not only that but a GDA message – what the hell is that? Ah ha! I see. A breakdown of all the stuff that’s in it that I am not supposed to eat. So one chunk = 35 calories and 2.2g of fat. Now what shall I do?

I’ll just take a little look inside...

I’ll just break off one little chunk...

Oh dear, it is soft and 4 whole chunks have come away together...

Now melting rapidly on my fingers...

Will just have to try some...

Oh... Mmm... oh... mmm...

Now how many chunks can I have per day?